In the last few days I’ve seen a bear wave goodbye and a iguana excel at video games. Did we all die by a meteor crashing to earth last week and we just don’t know we’re dead yet? That’s probably it.
4 followers? My god, I’ll become an all out celebrity by 22:00.
The moment I realised:
“If I smile, you smile, if another smiles at us smiling, we’ve got 3 smiling people within a thirty second time period. Maybe we should just permanently smile, ultimately resulting in World Peace.”
VOTE ME FOR PRIME MINISTER.