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theclearlydope:

In the last few days I’ve seen a bear wave goodbye and a iguana excel at video games. Did we all die by a meteor crashing to earth last week and we just don’t know we’re dead yet? That’s probably it. 

4 followers? My god, I’ll become an all out celebrity by 22:00.

The moment I realised:
“If I smile, you smile, if another smiles at us smiling, we’ve got 3 smiling people within a thirty second time period. Maybe we should just permanently smile, ultimately resulting in World Peace.”

VOTE ME FOR PRIME MINISTER.

I’m dreaming, of a white Christmas.

meninblazers:

Keeper Joe Hart channels his NFL alter-ego “Hartdog” at Manchester City’s holiday costume party at a trendy London nightclub just hours after 2-1 defeat to Chelsea.

(via meninblazers)

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thedailywhat:

On-Air Blooper of the Day: After that massive flub, I’m betting 9NEWS meteorologist Ashton Altieri wishes he could just bury his head in a hole.

I mean Corey Rose’s hooters.

[nextround.]

Foolish, foolish man!

• Reporter: You guys don't appear to be as good as last year.
• Kobe: That's because we're probably not.
• [via L.A. Times]

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I honestly haven’t got a clue how to use this…